Basically if they advertised it as a loaded HSE, that option might've been standard and therefor falsely advertised . Even better would be if they listed heated glass.
Returning it is your leverage to get them to just pony up the $800-$1000 or so for replacement to make you happy.
So, I did the research today. When I had looked up the VIN on TOPIX it listed "HEATED FRONT WINDSCREEN, HEATED WASHER JETS-W'SHIELD, etc."
Armed with that, I went back to the window sticker... not listed.
Went back to the online listing... not there either.
So, my only leg would be this is advertised as a "LUX" and this should be standard equipment. But I don't know if that will hold water if it wasn't called out on their listing. Any thoughts with CarMax?
Was the heated windscreen standard equipment on a LUX?
(some nice person here sent me pics of the 2013 brochure a couple months ago, and damn if I can't find them)
With regards to returning it.... well, I've now painted the wheels, grille, vents, tinted the front glass and crapped up the roof rail molding trying to get those plugs out.

So...I own it. I'm not saying it still isn't worth making the threat, though.
The USB port on mine "charges" but it's not powerful enough to do a faster charge while streaming music. It's a lower powered USB port. I use my cig lighter port to charge the phone which charges pretty damn quick compared to the built in USB.
Well...that is one heck of a trickle charge! I guess a dark phone might work, but when I had the NAV running it dropped from 70% down to 35% on a drive. Oh well. It's easy to work around, was just wondering what it's supposed to do. I appreciate the feedback.