Quick update: I reset my odometer A right after every fill up and run my calculations. I finally drove it for 109.2 miles and filled it up with 9.184 gallons, which equates to 11.89 mpg. Not a happy camper...
Over the past 4 months I've cleaned (both) MAF, MAP (on top of the TB), TB, CRC Intake valve cleaner (twice), Marvel Mystery Oil, Seafoam, changed spark plugs, changed all fluids (tranny, front diff, rear diff, transfer, and engine), used premium gas only (76, Mobile 1, Chevron, and Shell), changed to on road wheels/tires, and still...
I just did a live data stream with a iCarsoft i930. I'm basically transcribing these numbers from pictures off my cell phone. Hopefully something stands out to someone and they can point me in the right direction. Any help appreciated!!!
Fuel system 1 status: CL
Fuel system 2 status: CL
Calculated LOAD Value: 63.5% <--------------------- Seems awfully high for being at idle
Engine Coolant Temperature: 194*F
STFT - Bank 1: 3.9%
LTFT - Bank 1: -7.0% <-------------------- Thinks it's lean, but runs rich
STFT - Bank 2: 3.9%
LTFT - Bank 2: -6.3% <-------------------- Thinks it's lean, but runs rich
Intake Manifold Absolute Pressure: 8.1 inHg
Engine RPM: 610 /min
Vehicle Speed: 0 mph
Ignition Timing Advance for #1 cylinder: 7.0*
Intake Air Temperature: 125*F
Air Flow Rate from Mass Air Flow Sensor: 0.6 lb/min
Absolute Throttle Position: 12.5%
Oxygen Sensor Output Voltage (B1-S2): 0.795V
Short Term Fuel Trim (B1-S2): 1.6%
Oxygen Sensor Output Voltage (B2-S2): 0.730V
Short Term Fuel Trim (B2-S2): 1.6%
OBD requirements: OBD& OBD2
Time Since Engine Start: 279 sec. <------------------------- Rig was warmed up prior to restarting it
Distance Traveled While MIL is Activated: 0 miles
Fuel Rail Pressure: 427.8 psi <-------------------------- Is this normal?
Commanded Evaporative Purge: 16.9%
Fuel Level Input: 95.7% <------------------------- Full tank? I drove 2 miles home

Number of warm-ups since DTCs cleared: 45
Barometric Pressure: 30.0 inHg
Equivalence Ratio (lambda) (B1-S1): 0.997
Oxygen Sensor Current (B1-S1): -0.01 mA
Equivalence Ratio (lambda) (B2-S1): 1.014
Oxygen Sensor Current (B2-S1): 0.02 mA
Catalyst Temperature Bank 1, Sensor 1: 1373*F
Catalyst Temperature Bank 2, Sensor 1: 1373*F
Control module voltage: 13.75V
Absolute Load Value :15.3%
Fuel/Air Commanded Equivalence Ratio: 1.011
Relative Throttle Position: 1.2%
Ambient air temperature: 86*F
Absolute Throttle Position B: 30.2%
Accelerator Pedal Position D: 15.3%
Accelerator Pedal Position E: 7.8%
Command Throttle Actuator Control: 18.8%
Short Term Sec. O2 Sensor Fuel Trim-B1: -1.6%
Long Term Sec. O2 Sensor Fuel Trim-B1: 0.0%
Short Term Sec. O2 Sensor Fuel Trim-B2: -1.6%
Long Term Sec. O2 Sensor Fuel Trim-B2: 0.0%